synx:
when vampires fuck up they just pretend to be dead for a century and honestly, power move
waiter: enjoy your meal
me: you too!
me: …
me: *sleeps until everyone i know is dead*
people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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